how he's about to sit on a small dog-like creature...he realises what he's about to do and runs off into the distance...meanwhile...
have some tasty blueberry pie, but his sister is secretly working for the enemy and has hidden a bite sensitive bomb in the pie, piglet is about to take a bite when...
.....an alien spaceship appears overhead and vapourises the roof of the house with a disintegrator pistol. Over the speakers comes a voice familiar to piglet but one he has not heard for years - Capt. Link Hogthrob! Piglet is overjoyed, he tosses the pie over his shoulder (which inadvertantly lands on his treacherous sister) and runs towards the S.S Swinetrek. Piglet runs onto the ramp and goes straight to the bridge, "Quick, let's get out of here. the MI5 will be here soon," but nobody moves. Miss Piggy is the first one to speak, "Piglet, you seem to have forgotten what happened last time we met." Piglet is crestfallen, "Listen, I can explain everything......"
"That night those hookers were nothing to do with me. My friend got them as a surprise but I was totally against it." piglet said "Who was your friend?!" "Ummmm, Jack Douglas, you know the one with the funny teeth" "Jack Douglas died 3 years ago, he drank 4 litres of unleaded 4 star petrol"
It was him.... i swear, besides... I have bigger problems right now, I have to go, Capt. Link Hogthrob says that... *note to everyone* try to end your posts in a way which makes it easy for the next poster to put there idears in (ie use "...")
"if i dont find something that he lost 10 minutes ago then he'll explode" exlclaims piglett "what did he lose?" quesrioned miss piggy "crap, i forgot to ask him that"...attempts to call back Capt. Link Hogthrob..."damn i just realised, he with-held his number...how will i get in touch with him?" piglet spun round in a frenzy looking for the carrier pigeon he had seen a few minutes before...
Maby he needs this shouts miss piggy and holds up a small bottle. whats that? says piglett (rather annoyed cos he's wasting time). Its seditives, el capitano has a small anger management problem..... he'll explode with rage and murder everyone with a rusty spoon if he doesnt have them. says miss piggy in a calm voice piglett straps the pills to the pidgeon..... Jesus, i hope that pidgeon gets there in time, if not where all....
That was actually rumored to be quite a let-down. AT WHICH POINT, mr. piglet got a jingle from Capt. Link Hogthrob. Capt. Link Hogthrob said "hey, what was with the firecracker??" Mr. Piglet sighs with relief and hangs up the satellite phone Miss Piglet asks "where did you get that satellite phone from??" Mr. Piglet replies "don't worry about it, see, its gone anyways now" AND THEN FROM A WHOLE IN THE GROUND OUT CAME
