GawdDAMMIT!

Discussion in 'The War Zone' started by Big B, Mar 1, 2004.

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  1. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    That's the fuking dollar amount I have to sell by March 4th if I want to hit my finishing school for my manager training...or I get to wait another month before I can finish it all off.

    I would gladly repeat the incident of having 2 rotweilers chasing me if I could get a couple $400+ sales in from it.
     
  2. Anti-Trend

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    Two words: pepper spray. Of course, people are a lot less likely to buy something from you if you blind their dogs. On the other hand, people that have attack dogs usually aren't very interested in solicitors anyway... :swt:
     
  3. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    Yes, but I was asking for directions...door-to-door blows, so it's more of an appointment thing. But I have a free fire survey I do as the bait. Once I'm in, I usually sell...
     
  4. Anti-Trend

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    Ahh. Then pepper spray away, baby!!! :tricky:
     
  5. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    I know. I've ordered a small thing of the stuff we sell anyway. I've noticed one thing tho: many people I've sold to lately have dogs.
     
  6. Anti-Trend

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    Sheesh, why can't things just be simple and cleancut?
     
  7. ninja fetus

    ninja fetus I'm a thugged out gangsta

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    if pepper spray fails, or you miss/run out...carry a backup tazer...250,000volts will kill a dog so get a weak one if you do lol. i would know...shhh...
     
  8. DwnSthGaBoyz

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    250,000???????? man thats weak, id go with the new and improved 1 mill volter, thatll mess their world up!!!!!!!
     
  9. Anti-Trend

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    You know how hotdogs sometimes explode in the microwave? I'd imagine that much voltage'd probably do the same thing to a Schnowzer...

    :jump2:
     
  10. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    Oh, dear...this has gone horribly off-topic. Doesn't matter now that I'm done.
     
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