Not the kind in the can, of course -- the stuff that's even more grotesque; the stuff that fills every mailbox from Tai Pai to San Francisco. Junk email! Let me point you towards a website that makes something wholesome out of that useless gibberish which is constantly eating up our finite time & bandwidth. This guy has actually managed to make some [subjectively] cohesive poetry out of the randomly-generated strings of words in bulk mail which help it elude our filters. Each line is taken directly from SPAM messages with no corrections or adjustments. Enjoy!
