Ok I tried a few times withe Windows and here is what it came up with: It takes a tough man to make a tender Windows. Thought it was funny.
"Come See the Softer Side of Hardware." gh..ghshh..ghaahaha! "Washing Machines Live Longer With Linux." pwahaha! "The Fetus That Likes To Say Yes." "The Joy of Morrowind." -TRU DAT! "Making Muffins Taste Better." hahaha i love that site!!!!1 "Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Poop Knows for Sure." ....THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!! "Made To Make Your Boobs Water." ok ok im done