im snooty gizzardlips

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by steptoe, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. steptoe

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    We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a
    >>>minute.
    >>>Don't be
    >>>a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the
    >>>person that sent it to you.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
    >>>silliness
    >>>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
    >>>stressful
    >>>days than not.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Here is your dose of humor...
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
    >>>forward
    >>>it
    >>>to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
    >>>back
    >>>to
    >>>the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And
    >>>don't
    >>>go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
    >>>Gizzardsniffer.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>The following in excerpted from a children's book "Captain
    >>>Underpants
    >>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in
    >>>which
    >>>the
    >>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
    >>>first
    >>>name:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>a = snickle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>b = doombah
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>c = goober
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>d = cheesey
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>e = crusty
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>f = greasy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>g = dumbo
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>h = farcus
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>i = dorky
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>j = doofus
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>k = funky
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>l = boobie
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>m = sleezy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>n = sloopy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>o = fluffy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>p = stinky
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>q = slimy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>r = dorfus
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>s = snooty
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>t = tootsie
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>u = dipsy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>v = sneezy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>w = liver
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>x = skippy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>y = dinky
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>z = zippy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
    >>>half
    >>>of your new last name:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>a = dippin
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>b = feather
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>c = batty
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>d = burger
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>e = chicken
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>f = barffy
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>g = lizard
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>h = waffle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>i = farkle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>j = monkey
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>k = flippin
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>l = fricken
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>m = bubble
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>n = rhino
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>o = potty
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>p = hamster
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>q = buckle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>r = gizzard
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>s = lickin
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>t = snickle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>u = chuckle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>v = pickle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>w = hubble
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>x = dingle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>y = gorilla
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>z = girdle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
    >>>half
    >>>of your new last name:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>a = butt
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>b = boob
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>c = face
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>d = nose
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>e = hump
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>f = breath
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>g = pants
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>h = shorts
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>i = lips
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>j = honker
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>k = head
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>l = tush
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>m = chunks
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>n = noggin
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>o = brains
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>p = biscuits
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>q = toes
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>r = doodle
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>s = fanny
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>t = sniffer
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>u = sprinkles
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>v = frack
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>w = squirt
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>x = humperdinck
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>y = hiney
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>z = juice
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
    >>>Chucklefanny.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
    >>>remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
    >>>laugh
    >>>an average of
    >>>4 times
    >>>a day.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
     
  2. Kez

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    Zippy Chicken-Tush :)
     
  3. steptoe

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    hi kez
    i dont know you but the name does suit you
     
  4. pelvis_3

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    hehehe, i'm dorfus potty doodle :O
    What a stupid name :(
     
  5. steptoe

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    hey pelvis
    do you reckon it suits you this could get stupid lol
     
  6. pelvis_3

    pelvis_3 HWF Member For Life

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    Dinky Chuckle Brains suits me more!
     
  7. steptoe

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    hey pelvis
    i warned you it could get stupid so dont blame me lol
     
  8. Addis

    Addis The King

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    snickle bubble hump
     
  9. Kez

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    You saying I have a chickens Ass :p
     
  10. Matt555

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    Tootsie Gizzard Sprinkles
    WTF I sound like a crappy ice-cream topping... :eek:hah:
     
  11. Waffle

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    rofl ^^

    Snooty Sprinkles Chuckle
     
  12. Matt555

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    That makes me think of little posh-stuck up sprinkles laughing...:confused:
     
  13. steptoe

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    with a name like snooty gizzard lips i can hardly talk
     
  14. WWR

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    Sleezy Burger-Squirt

    Oh great, I get the one that sounds dirty. :p
     
  15. steptoe

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    sounds like something you get after a bad maccy d
     
  16. urb1972

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    Snooty Gizzardhump at your service...
     
  17. Nic

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    huh?
     
  18. Exfoliate

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  19. pelvis_3

    pelvis_3 HWF Member For Life

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    Nice detective work there Ex. I think you need a promotion!
    Yup, stupid chain letters, you can;t get away from them!
     
  20. Exfoliate

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    Thanks man:) Cheif obscure randomosities researcher will be on my resume.

    Okay this thread is a little odd now, when I got to it the only posts were urb1972's and Nic's, now a whole slew of others are placed BEFORE ours, hmmm...
     

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