GawdDAMMIT!

[Big B]

923.
That's the fuking dollar amount I have to sell by March 4th if I want to hit my finishing school for my manager training...or I get to wait another month before I can finish it all off.

I would gladly repeat the incident of having 2 rotweilers chasing me if I could get a couple $400+ sales in from it.

 

[Anti-Trend]

I would gladly repeat the incident of having 2 rotweilers chasing me if I could get a couple $400+ sales in from it.

Two words: pepper spray. Of course, people are a lot less likely to buy something from you if you blind their dogs. On the other hand, people that have attack dogs usually aren't very interested in solicitors anyway... :swt:

 

[Big B]

Yes, but I was asking for directions...door-to-door blows, so it's more of an appointment thing. But I have a free fire survey I do as the bait. Once I'm in, I usually sell...

 

[Anti-Trend]

Ahh. Then pepper spray away, baby!!! :tricky:

 

[Big B]

I know. I've ordered a small thing of the stuff we sell anyway. I've noticed one thing tho: many people I've sold to lately have dogs.

 

[Anti-Trend]

Sheesh, why can't things just be simple and cleancut?

 

[ninja fetus]

if pepper spray fails, or you miss/run out...carry a backup tazer...250,000volts will kill a dog so get a weak one if you do lol. i would know...shhh...

 

[DwnSthGaBoyz]

250,000???????? man thats weak, id go with the new and improved 1 mill volter, thatll mess their world up!!!!!!!

 

[Anti-Trend]

You know how hotdogs sometimes explode in the microwave? I'd imagine that much voltage'd probably do the same thing to a Schnowzer...

:jump2:

 

[Big B]

Oh, dear...this has gone horribly off-topic. Doesn't matter now that I'm done.