Alternate acronyms

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  1. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    * WWW = World Wide Wait
    * ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
    * SCSI = System Can't See It
    * DOS = Defective Operating System
    * IBM = I Blame Microsoft
    * PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
    * BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control
    * APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
    * CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly
    * COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language
    * AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
    * MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
    * WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
    * MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
    * MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens
    * PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
     
    Big B, Sep 16, 2003
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  2. harrack52

    harrack52 Supreme Geek

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    NVIDIA: No VIdeo DIsplay....Again
    ATI: All That's Inside
    CPU: 'Cause Power's Usefull
    ASUS: All Shit, Useless Service


    ok ok ok, I know they're very bad but I invented them in 2 minutes at 3:35am so....no comments :p
     
    harrack52, Sep 17, 2003
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  3. Sniper

    Sniper Administrator Staff Member

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    not bad harrack52. I like the "IBM - I blame Microsoft" thats a good one, lol :)
     
    Sniper, Sep 17, 2003
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  4. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    I personally like the alternative for SCSI.
     
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