Official Corny Jokes Thread

2 jokes from me

Why couldn't the boy go to see the pirate movie?
-It was rated arrr!

What did the boy get for breaking the schoolbell?
-The NO-BELL prize!

 

Why are pirates piraty?
- Coz they arrgghh!

Whats brown and sticky?
- A stick

 

Haha, yup those are classics
-What do you call a man with no limbs in a swimming pool?-Bob
-And the worst one of all time that I was so pround of in 2nd grade: What's a cats favorite color?-Purrrple (face it animal jokes always suck).

 

We already have a joke thread *points up to the stickied thread*

 

But these are way too corney to be associated with the decent ones, these are in a catagory of their own.

 

jokes should be funny enough to make us laugh or at least chortle to ourselves in our heads.

 

But corney jokes usually are mostly pointless and basically make you groan and chuckle only out of the utter crappiness of the "joke"

 

ditto

 

I had a cat called minton, when he used to swallow shuttle-cocks i used to say "Bad Minton!"

 

Hey that's pretty good