We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a >>>minute. >>>Don't be >>>a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the >>>person that sent it to you. >>> >>> >>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some >>>silliness >>>to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more >>>stressful >>>days than not. >>> >>> >>>Here is your dose of humor... >>> >>> >>> >>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. >>> >>> >>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and >>>forward >>>it >>>to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it >>>back >>>to >>>the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And >>>don't >>>go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky >>>Gizzardsniffer. >>> >>> >>> >>>The following in excerpted from a children's book "Captain >>>Underpants >>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in >>>which >>>the >>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... >>> >>> >>> >>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new >>>first >>>name: >>> >>> >>>a = snickle >>> >>> >>>b = doombah >>> >>> >>>c = goober >>> >>> >>>d = cheesey >>> >>> >>>e = crusty >>> >>> >>>f = greasy >>> >>> >>>g = dumbo >>> >>> >>>h = farcus >>> >>> >>>i = dorky >>> >>> >>>j = doofus >>> >>> >>>k = funky >>> >>> >>>l = boobie >>> >>> >>>m = sleezy >>> >>> >>>n = sloopy >>> >>> >>>o = fluffy >>> >>> >>>p = stinky >>> >>> >>>q = slimy >>> >>> >>>r = dorfus >>> >>> >>>s = snooty >>> >>> >>>t = tootsie >>> >>> >>>u = dipsy >>> >>> >>>v = sneezy >>> >>> >>>w = liver >>> >>> >>>x = skippy >>> >>> >>>y = dinky >>> >>> >>>z = zippy >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first >>>half >>>of your new last name: >>> >>> >>>a = dippin >>> >>> >>>b = feather >>> >>> >>>c = batty >>> >>> >>>d = burger >>> >>> >>>e = chicken >>> >>> >>>f = barffy >>> >>> >>>g = lizard >>> >>> >>>h = waffle >>> >>> >>>i = farkle >>> >>> >>>j = monkey >>> >>> >>>k = flippin >>> >>> >>>l = fricken >>> >>> >>>m = bubble >>> >>> >>>n = rhino >>> >>> >>>o = potty >>> >>> >>>p = hamster >>> >>> >>>q = buckle >>> >>> >>>r = gizzard >>> >>> >>>s = lickin >>> >>> >>>t = snickle >>> >>> >>>u = chuckle >>> >>> >>>v = pickle >>> >>> >>>w = hubble >>> >>> >>>x = dingle >>> >>> >>>y = gorilla >>> >>> >>>z = girdle >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second >>>half >>>of your new last name: >>> >>> >>>a = butt >>> >>> >>>b = boob >>> >>> >>>c = face >>> >>> >>>d = nose >>> >>> >>>e = hump >>> >>> >>>f = breath >>> >>> >>>g = pants >>> >>> >>>h = shorts >>> >>> >>>i = lips >>> >>> >>>j = honker >>> >>> >>>k = head >>> >>> >>>l = tush >>> >>> >>>m = chunks >>> >>> >>>n = noggin >>> >>> >>>o = brains >>> >>> >>>p = biscuits >>> >>> >>>q = toes >>> >>> >>>r = doodle >>> >>> >>>s = fanny >>> >>> >>>t = sniffer >>> >>> >>>u = sprinkles >>> >>> >>>v = frack >>> >>> >>>w = squirt >>> >>> >>>x = humperdinck >>> >>> >>>y = hiney >>> >>> >>>z = juice >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy >>>Chucklefanny. >>> >>> >>> >>>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And >>>remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults >>>laugh >>>an average of >>>4 times >>>a day. >>> >>> >>>
Oh, thanks to google I figured this one out: http://groups.msn.com/ghostshauntin...ssage=105198&LastModified=4675541039619740914 Just call me Dumbo Farkledunkin.
Nice detective work there Ex. I think you need a promotion! Yup, stupid chain letters, you can;t get away from them!
Thanks man Cheif obscure randomosities researcher will be on my resume. Okay this thread is a little odd now, when I got to it the only posts were urb1972's and Nic's, now a whole slew of others are placed BEFORE ours, hmmm...
