Big B sits in his lair, in deep thought about his latest banning weapon. He knows one day it will be unleashed onto an unsuspecting world. It is only a matter of time...
Meanwhile, George Bush Orders a full scale strike to wipe out Tie-Rack as they have taken stratigic locations in ariports and train stations.... and therefore are quite obviously a terrorist organisation
Big B hears of this plan and decides now is the time to act, he cannot have Tie Rack destroyed as it has been key to his plans, he reaches over towards his control panel and...
A little red button, nothing happens. Big_B new he should have stoped using windows XP a long time ago! He calls tux for help...
Delete the NT kernal from every computer in the world!!! HAVE YOU GOT ANY :swear: IDEA HOW MANY CALLS IM GOING TO GET FOR TEC SUPPORT 2MOZ? :crying: We'd better call linus...
its been raining alot recently, and the hills just cant take it! a mudslide wipes out the Microsoft Redmond campus removing all 'hope' of restoring windows to the worlds computers... the linux wars have begun!
It turns out Google has gone further than expected, not only is Google available on your computer but it's also available to search brainwaves, apparently Googling 'Big B Topless' comes out with the most results.
Anti-Trend, Big B's partner in crime is found unconscious on the floor. Displays show the progress stages of his mud-sliderator-against-Microsoft. But the room has been destroyed as he lies on the floor with his pockets emptied. Someone has taken details for Project Hippie.
But the plans leek out, apparently Anti-Trend was planning to grow marijuana on the fertile mud from the land slide...
He was selling it online by using Linux, the most secured system and never left any track after that.
Sniper catches Anti-Trend selling weed online, via his magical Adminstrator control panel. He can't prove who else was involved, so he decides to ban everyone! The whole world is at loss without HWF, no one knows what to do.....
But Sniper finds out, and is not impressed at all. He opts for revenge, and using his army of zombie PCs he can control via the viruses he had written, he spams HWFs day and night with pyramid schemes
