Microsoft acquires Apple in hostile take-over

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  1. Egaladeist

    Egaladeist I am the Eg Man

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    Some CEO's over at Apple apparently have been planning a move to Microsoft for quite some time. Executive Officer John Reno says late last night the corporate take-over started to take effect and by mid-morning was a done and signed deal.
    Microsoft's Board of Directors Steve Parks managed to convince enough stockholders over at Apple to turn 53% of their corporate shares of Apple, leaving Microsoft as Apple's largest shareholder, in return for guaranteed employment and 37% of Microsoft shares.

    Microsoft Acquires Apple on April Fools Day
     
  2. Swansen

    Swansen The Ninj

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    um, what the hell is going on, is this for serious or what
     
  3. Karanislove

    Karanislove It's D Grav80 Of Luv

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    This is April Fool :chk:
     
  4. Swansen

    Swansen The Ninj

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    wow, man, i was like freaking out, thinking when the hell did this happen
     
  5. Egaladeist

    Egaladeist I am the Eg Man

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    Sorry Swansen I made it up :D Caught a few people at a few forums I attend so it wasn't just you who got caught :D
     
  6. Swansen

    Swansen The Ninj

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    lol, yeah no need to apologize, it just caught me off guard like you said, no problem.
     

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