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Some CEO's over at Apple apparently have been planning a move to Microsoft for quite some time. Executive Officer John Reno says late last night the corporate take-over started to take effect and by mid-morning was a done and signed deal.
Microsoft's Board of Directors Steve Parks managed to convince enough stockholders over at Apple to turn 53% of their corporate shares of Apple, leaving Microsoft as Apple's largest shareholder, in return for guaranteed employment and 37% of Microsoft shares.
Microsoft Acquires Apple on April Fools Day
Microsoft's Board of Directors Steve Parks managed to convince enough stockholders over at Apple to turn 53% of their corporate shares of Apple, leaving Microsoft as Apple's largest shareholder, in return for guaranteed employment and 37% of Microsoft shares.
Microsoft Acquires Apple on April Fools Day
