Not nice person going to eat rabbit

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Addis, Mar 20, 2005.

  1. Addis

    Addis The King

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    "Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don’t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.

    Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

    I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

    Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 10th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!"

    What a bastard. He's already got around $18,000 in donations. I can't believe stupid people donate. :mad: join the hate mail list!

    Sorry forgot the link: www.savetoby.com
     
  2. Anti-Trend

    Anti-Trend Nonconformist Geek

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    I don't care if he eats the stupid bunny or not. Who I'm pissed at are the morons who are actually giving this guy money!
     
  3. matttibb

    matttibb Geek Trainee

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    Saw this a while ago on Zoo. Shocking! There probably isn't a bunny.
     
  4. Sniper

    Sniper Administrator Staff Member

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    why not donated to a real charity if they want to save a life? thats just stupid, if what he claims is true, $18,000?
     
  5. matttibb

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    It's ridulous!!!
     
  6. Nic

    Nic Sleepy Head

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    Thats dumb...eat the stupid rabbit - its only a rabbit we got plenty
     
  7. phaedrus

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    its only a rabbit!! me i hope he eats it and chokes on it the scammer
     
  8. ninja fetus

    ninja fetus I'm a thugged out gangsta

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    I hope he chokes and dies. Idiot.
     
  9. Cooper

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    Millions of animals are eaten each day...anyone who donates is an idiot.
     
  10. Exfoliate

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    $1800! Complete and total smeg heads they are! The jerk plays towards all the animal lovers emotions and gets rich, what a complete loser. And I bet you're right Matt, there probably isn't a bunny.
     
  11. Egaladeist

    Egaladeist I am the Eg Man

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  12. matttibb

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    The web will be swamped by things like these soon... lazy half-asses smell a way to get easy money from dense shit-bags
     
  13. Nic

    Nic Sleepy Head

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    I wouldnt pay to kill the rabbit i just wudnt pay to save it either.
     
  14. Fred

    Fred Moderator

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    I think that's really funny. Good for that guy if he manages to make 50,000 dollars off of the idiots of the world! If people are dumb enough to donate, then he deserves it! Not that i think he's doing anything that he shouldn't be killed for.. I just think people donating are equally dumb if not dumber. (assuming people really are).
     
  15. Waffle

    Waffle Alpha Geek

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    The bunny, clearly isn't worth $50, let alone $50,000.

    This guy is either a liar, or a genius. And probably both. Using something as simple as a fluffy bunny as bait, he has supposedly lured thousands of people to donate to a moronic cause. How many animals die each day through cruelty, starvation, nature? People don't donate money to save those, so just because its a bunny thats alledgedly going to be devoured, people empty their pockets? Fools.

    Edit:

    Moroccan Hare Tagine

    Ingredients:

    * Toby
    * olive oil
    * cinnamon
    * cumin seed


    rofl...
     
  16. matttibb

    matttibb Geek Trainee

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    haha, maybe we resent him because we're jealous :chk:
     
  17. ninja fetus

    ninja fetus I'm a thugged out gangsta

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    screw it, give me a rabbit and I'll eat it. I'll try anything once even a baby.
     
  18. Anti-Trend

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    I don't resent him so much as the morons who are actually donating funds to him. One would hope that even the most uptight, new-age, hippy, vegetarian/vegan, animal rights activist would realize that unless they are growing their own food and harvesting it themselves, thousands of animals are still killed every year on their behalf. This means lots of bunnies, and cute little field mice too (among other things) are killed in the harvesting process. And we're just talking about to get them a loaf of bread, carrots or some tofu cubes, let alone other non-food products. At least if you eat an animal you are killing it for a reason -- it isn't simply dying as a side-effect of some other process.
     
  19. Waffle

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  20. Big B

    Big B HWF Godfather

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    I love my cats, but I wouldn't spend that kind of money for them. That dude's a twisted genius. If someone threatened to do that to a human for money, I don't think you'd have half the uproar you would for a bunny rabbit. I'm sure PETA is going nuts over this...and that makes me happy.
     

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