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Ani Ma'amin
Hi all
To illustrate my question here is a ‘near enough’ transcript of a conversation with one of our IT guys.
I am not sure what he actually does in the firm but he is supposed to be top knob as far as browsing and java related software is concerned:
Me: “….well they (third party supported software provider) recon it could be a pop-up blocking utility at work”
IT: “And, have you got one of them installed?”
Me: “Yup, good ol’ Google bar as it happens…”
IT: (in sarcasm and disgust) “Oh wonderful!”
Me “Why?”
IT: (talking to a four year old moron) “’cause they result in all sort of weird and wonderful system problems etc, as you can see….”
About 15 minutes later we are at my workstation –
Me: “So, why are they (blocking toolbars) no good?”
IT: “To start off, as you can see, they can stop some programs from opening essential ‘secondary’ windows as they might be perceived as pop-ups. But the real problem is security…”
Me: “Oh? I though I was increasing security by installing the bar.”
IT(now a bit kinder as he realises I am indeed a 4 year old moron): “These bars are equipped with a search engine…”
Me: “Yes, isn’t it neat?”
IT: (dryly) “No, it really isn’t! The engine searches your PC as well and cache’s the findings to a remote data base somewhere in ‘Google’ world.”
Me: (truly stumped) “ I cannot believe this, the :swear: ”
IT: “I am going to try something now so look away…..”
Me: “What’s up?”
IT “I am going to try using FireFox”
Me: “What’s the problem?”
IT: (smiling like a Satanist) “Unsupported software… I might have to kill you later, hehe. I really wish they would listen to me and let us use FF throughout the firm. It is not he best of browsers but it has some nice features. Certainly better than IE.
Me: (eyes getting wider – I can just see the glow of the holy grail)”Which one is the best in you eyes?”
IT: (drum roll): “Probably Netscape”.
Me: “WTF!!!! I thought AOL bought them!”
Now, comedy aside, dear friends, two things – is it true about the toolbars? I mean the guy recons they can pass on sensitive info like credit card details and shit.
And second, is Netscape really all that? Or is the guy overweight with bullshit and FF is king as I thought?
To illustrate my question here is a ‘near enough’ transcript of a conversation with one of our IT guys.
I am not sure what he actually does in the firm but he is supposed to be top knob as far as browsing and java related software is concerned:
Me: “….well they (third party supported software provider) recon it could be a pop-up blocking utility at work”
IT: “And, have you got one of them installed?”
Me: “Yup, good ol’ Google bar as it happens…”
IT: (in sarcasm and disgust) “Oh wonderful!”
Me “Why?”
IT: (talking to a four year old moron) “’cause they result in all sort of weird and wonderful system problems etc, as you can see….”
About 15 minutes later we are at my workstation –
Me: “So, why are they (blocking toolbars) no good?”
IT: “To start off, as you can see, they can stop some programs from opening essential ‘secondary’ windows as they might be perceived as pop-ups. But the real problem is security…”
Me: “Oh? I though I was increasing security by installing the bar.”
IT(now a bit kinder as he realises I am indeed a 4 year old moron): “These bars are equipped with a search engine…”
Me: “Yes, isn’t it neat?”
IT: (dryly) “No, it really isn’t! The engine searches your PC as well and cache’s the findings to a remote data base somewhere in ‘Google’ world.”
Me: (truly stumped) “ I cannot believe this, the :swear: ”
IT: “I am going to try something now so look away…..”
Me: “What’s up?”
IT “I am going to try using FireFox”
Me: “What’s the problem?”
IT: (smiling like a Satanist) “Unsupported software… I might have to kill you later, hehe. I really wish they would listen to me and let us use FF throughout the firm. It is not he best of browsers but it has some nice features. Certainly better than IE.
Me: (eyes getting wider – I can just see the glow of the holy grail)”Which one is the best in you eyes?”
IT: (drum roll): “Probably Netscape”.
Me: “WTF!!!! I thought AOL bought them!”
Now, comedy aside, dear friends, two things – is it true about the toolbars? I mean the guy recons they can pass on sensitive info like credit card details and shit.
And second, is Netscape really all that? Or is the guy overweight with bullshit and FF is king as I thought?