Evil Joke :P [need MAC help, need DNS help]

Impotence

Impotence

May the source be with u!
*EDIT* THIS IS A NOTE LEFT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD (ETC) DO NOT, once again, DO NOT VISIT ANY OF THE SITES MENTIONED IN THIS THREAD... *EDIT*

Ok, I have recently taken it apon myslef to torment a mate with meatspin.com (i would not reccoment that you visit it!)

The first time i just put the link through tinyurl.com, and sent it to him :> I got the reply "Evil Bas:swear:"

that was a few days ago, i did it again today (he fell for it again :P) reply: "EVIL BAS:swear: ! ! !"

Then i got him again, by using www.notlong.com, when you shrink urls you basically get a sub domain "http://<something>.notlong.com", i used Linux-winblows.notlong.com :P (got him on it stright away!)

after that i changed the dns record for my homepage, to re-direct to meatspin... he's not impressed to say the least!

He now doesnt trust ANY link i send him :P

He will be coming across later today (its 4am, ive still got to goto bed :P) and bringing his laptop.

I have two more idears, both of which i need help with!

1. Make his laptop open meatspin when he turns it on, how the :swear: do i do that on a mac?

2. How would i go about setting up a fake dns/proxy that will allways pass on the meatspin info no mater what it requested, even google.... his homepage :P [on my network, he will be using my network 4 internet access! :P].

"Ebil Larths" mwhahahahaha

any help will be grategully accepted!
 
awww :P

dam u guys! :(

Please help? I'm trying to drive hime nuts! (he's allready threatend to hit me, well... kick me in the ballz).

PS The fake proxy would function just like a content filter, that blocks everything and has meatspin as the access denied page!
 
I Got owned :(

He poisond my arp cache (routing all traffic from my machine through his) with ettercap! Redirected the images on websites I visited to lemonparty.org and meatspin.com. Evil bastard.

Eventually i gave up and tunneld everything through Tor, it was slow but i was free from ownage :P

*edit* DO NOT, please, EVER visit the sites.... they are there for anyone who allready knows what they are, so they know what i went thru! *edit*
 
Ok nasty..I'm not sure if I should remove it given it does violate the guidelines..but is used in a suitable context, I suppose..

I'll let B or someone take a look first :P
 
If you can tell me what rules im violating, then by all means i will edit my posts myslef!

i must say it was a fun day, im now waiting for my chance to replace his wallpaper....... just have to wait for the next critical Mac OS sploit!

PS, We (me and mate) Have said that anything is fair play (other than deleting things..) so this is NOT illegal! (and is alot of fun!)
 
The Rules said:
6.) Other links: to round everything out, we welcome cool, informative, funny, or otherwise useful links here. The only thing that we ask is that you keep in line with prior rules and don't post anything that you know is offensive to many people here. Graphically explicit links, funny or not, are not to be posted.
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:P But like I said you used it in context so I'll leave it.
 
Why oh why did I have a look at meatspin! :ill:

It was like a big red button that said PUSH ME!

Never push red buttons....
 
yes, little red buttons generally do big things!

Why if i say dont visit this site does everyone visit it? :P

note: there's now a big note in big red letterz at the very top of the thread.... please pay attention :)
 
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