For the HWF LonelyHearts Club...

Big B

Big B

HWF Godfather
I rediscovered the Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It bit I'd run across years ago.

Why we are a fine piece of man:

They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?
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Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.

Girl: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models… They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo…”
Girl: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Girl: “Never mind…”
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You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps…
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Every word of the above post is true. :D

Plus, we save you money, if there's a technical problem you never need to call tech support or an engineer, you've got one for free! :cool:
 
Actually, the last one I posted did come up with the current g/f. One of her friends tried to hook her up with some wanna-be gangsta, and him butchering the English language was a major turnoff.
 
I'm not single, but this is still fairly on-topic. I was just thinking about something earlier... When I was a younger man, I wasn't very assertive, nor confident. There were girls at the time that liked me, thought I was attractive/fun/funny/whatever, but most of these still didn't want to date me or commit to anything. As I got a bit older, I grew frustrated at the general cruelness of many of my peers (plus the normal teenage angst) and became much more assertive. In short, I didn't take any shit from anyone; male, female, whatever. At that point, things changed.

I was 1000% more successful with girls, though my appearance and other major traits had changed little if at all. The catalyst? Confidence. Once I had stopped really caring what others thought, ironically they thought more highly of me. I think girls seek guys that are capable of making them feel secure, and they don't feel that insecure guys can provide this. I hope this helps one of my peers out there in internetland; I wish somebody would have told me that when I was younger.
 
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