Lets Make a Story.........

To combat this Big B has built a robot so advanced it's decided to find Sniper and snipe him, oh the irony!
 
Impotence edits hardwaref0rums so you have to click a picture of a kitten to post... the dumb zombies are unable to tell the diference between kittens, cats, dogs etc and dont manage to post
 
but due to Matt Burnt's shadow creations, Big B's robot mistaken and killed the Shadowed Sniper and the real one's still alive.
 
Dissapointed with his failure to kill Sniper, Big B enlists the help of Impotence's hacking abilities and Anti-Trends uber skills to build a robot so powerful, that it would not fail in taking out Sniper.

Sniper meanwhile, was working on a plan to wipe out HWF FOREVER!! MMWWAHHHHAAAAA !!!
 
Because of this Sniper has gone to hide out with Addis, however Addis does not realise this as Sniper is hiding in his cupboard.
 
No body knew that Sniper was makin a security firewall meanwhile to protect himself from all the bots and viruses.
 
Big B and Anti-Trend are celebrating in their success on building the worlds most advanced robot when *BAM* ...
 
Suddenly another Meteor errupts and hits their machine.....Meanwhile Sniper is drinking coffee in the Addis cupboard.
 
Unfazed by the disaster that struck their new robot, Anti-Trend gets to work rolling a new Kernel for the robot. Meanwhile, Impotence creates a virus that can take advantage of a flaw recently discovered in ZoneAlarm - the Firewall that Sniper is using to protect himself.

Big B meanwhile, watches them do all the hard work while drinking champagne - topless
 
megamaced join the Sniper and gave him the free Security Guide.
Meanwhile, Big B gets drunk and sleeps whole night on the road side.
 
With this new information disclousre exploit, impotence discovers that sniper is running a remote desktop server on port 65535 without having to do a full nmap....

Impotence compromises the Botnet IRC server and takes controll of the swarm and starts a brute force attack against the remote desktop server to gain controll of his computer...

lol said:
If Brute force doesnt work, your not using enough
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Impotence gains access to Sniper's firewall and starts a DoS attack! Distracting Sniper while the super robot makes it's way to Addis's house

But using megamaced's advice, Sniper is running as a restriced user and Impotence is unable to cause any real damage to the firewall.

The robot draws ever closer to Addis's house. Time is running out for Sniper.....
 
Impotence gets bored of playing with robots and uses his zone-alarm remote code execution exploit to start compromising computers world wide in a code-red style worm.

even worse, impotence gets bored of the internet after yahoo started a DOS against him, and he cant fina anything new to read so starts a DrDOS (Distributed Reflected Denial Of Service Attack) against the root nameservers (The main DNS Servers), in effect, taking down the entire internet.... as neither the root servers nor the domains he reflects the DOS traffic off of are functional.
 
and looks at his computer screen, the words "Wake Up impotence" are on the screen in a block green terminal font.

"Follow The Small penguin
knock knock impotence"

there is a knock at the door...
 
While all this was going on, the super robot was still advancing towards Addis's house. Built with the new 2.6.15-26-686 kernel, this robot is indestructable!

It smashed down Addis's front door and saw Addis in the hallway. It picked up Addis and threw him into the lounge! Then demanded to know where Sniper was hiding. Addis had no clue that Sniper was hiding in his house, so didn't know what to say. The robot, outraged, used Sub-Zero's fatality move in Mortal Kombat 2 to finish Addis off. Then it began a search the house to find Sniper
 
Impotence realises "follow the small penguin" refers to the kernal of the killer robot... he knows what he has to do next.

Impotence constructs an EMP from copper wire, metal pipe and explosives kindly donated by the local army barracks. He brakes through the wall of Addis house to his cupboard and gives the bomb to sniper... luckly the robot isnt EMP sheilded and there isnt enough tin foil around to construct a sheild
 
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