Lets Make a Story.........

The super robot entered the room and spotted Sniper hiding in the cupboard. It's mission so critical, that it pushed impotence out of the way so it could blast Sniper. It used the pokemon Thunderbolt move and Sniper lost HP. Sniper only had 25HP left.

Sniper's turn was next, and he decided to use 'Leech seed' on the metal type robot to gain back some needed HP, but the move wasn't very effective...
 
the coffee shorts the trigger mechanism of the EMP activating the bomb, the robots circitry is fried and hard disc wiped....

unfortunatly, due to the explosive nature of an EMP and Snipers close proximity he gets a free ride in an ambulance....

Addis parents get back to find half the house missing, and tell his corpse that he's grounded
 
The ambulance helps restore Sniper's HP to full, but Impotence has stolen a car and is chasing after the ambulance - with a pistol!
 
Sniper found out that Addis IS NOT HUMAN!!!! he is a robot running the windows NT kernal....
 
Impotance chases the Sniper, put the gun on his head and pull the triger but .........the pistol was empty.
 
To make things worse, Addis appears and impotence knows he secret too!

Impotence makes the best of a bad situation and tells Addis that the sniper is going to work for google, through the pre-programmed balmer rage he starts throwing chairs at the sniper
 
But it was too late for Sniper, the super robot had caught up with the ambulance and smashed through the doors.

It used the pokemon move 'Shockwave' to paralise Sniper, then it used the awesome thunderbolt move to wipe Sniper off the planet....
 
Suddenly an Angel apears, gives Sniper a new birth and punish the megamaced because he was the main guy after all this.....
 
While all this happens in a parallel dimension, in this world sniper is about to close the story thread beacuse of the load its putting the server under...

back in another world, impotence invites the (rather hot) angel to his house party
 
Impotence didnt knew that it was a season for growing capsicums and that Angel was a draculla in reality, which Sniper used to pray.
 
and when he prayed he envisioned beautiful pastures of marijuana glistening in the morning sun
 
Micro$oft, StimpE decides to kill himself when he see's the highest bidder, but instead comes up with a clever plan...
 
On the other side, Microsoft thought that 50c for the StimpE's soul is too much....So they decided to pay 5c to StimpE to cancel the bid.
 
Meanwhile, in his bedroom the NT kernel is slowly dying inside Addis. Throughout the night, the constant bickering of his mother slowly drives out the NT kernel from his circuitry.

The seed of a small Linux kernel grows from a tiny anomaly to a full blown war machine kernel. It builds the the utilities it needs to combine with Sniper to form the hybrid uber1337 SnipAddis with Sniper. The program "KombinewithAdmin" is also GPLed.

SnipAddis scans the world for megamaced's 2.6.15-26-686 super robot, the titans prepare to face off
 
omg! Whats this? Addis playing with Sniper. He is actually with StimpE and they are makin plans of stealing weed from Snipers land.....:ohah:
 
Karanislove said:
omg! Whats this? Addis playing with Sniper. He is actually with StimpE and they are makin plans of stealing weed from Snipers land.....:ohah:
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and test firing 7 guided missiles, which failed, were in fact created by the infamous leader, karain-jong-ile.
 
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