RHochstenbach
Administrator
He: “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
She: “Yeah correct, that’s why I don’t go there no more.”
He: “Is this seat occupied?”
She: “No, and if you’re gonna sit on it, then this seat won’t be occupied either.”
He: “Should we go to my house or yours?”
She: “Both, I go to mine, and you go to yours.”
He: “I’d like to call you sometime. What’s your number?”
She: “It's written in the phone book”
He: “What’s your name then?”
She: “It’s written in front of it.”
He: “You got the body of a temple.”
She: “True, but there won’t be any services today.”
He: “You’re the woman of my dreams.”
She: “Then go back to sleep.”
He: “I’d like to share everything with you.”
She: “Nice, then let’s start with your bank account.”
He: “May I have the last dance with you?”
She: “You’ve just had the last dance”
He: “Where have you been in my whole life?”
She: “According to the looks of your face, I wasn’t yet born in the first half.”
He: “What should I give to you, when I may kiss you?”
She: “Chloroform”
He: “How would you like your eggs in the morning”?
She: “Not fertilized”
He: “I know what women want.”
She: “Then why won’t you leave me alone?”
He: “I’d die happy when I could see you naked”
She: “And I would laugh myself to death when I’d see you naked”
He: “I want to walk to the end of the world for you”
She: “Do you also wanna stay there?”
He: “I want to offer myself to you.”
She: “I’m sorry, I can’t except cheap presents.”
She: “Yeah correct, that’s why I don’t go there no more.”
He: “Is this seat occupied?”
She: “No, and if you’re gonna sit on it, then this seat won’t be occupied either.”
He: “Should we go to my house or yours?”
She: “Both, I go to mine, and you go to yours.”
He: “I’d like to call you sometime. What’s your number?”
She: “It's written in the phone book”
He: “What’s your name then?”
She: “It’s written in front of it.”
He: “You got the body of a temple.”
She: “True, but there won’t be any services today.”
He: “You’re the woman of my dreams.”
She: “Then go back to sleep.”
He: “I’d like to share everything with you.”
She: “Nice, then let’s start with your bank account.”
He: “May I have the last dance with you?”
She: “You’ve just had the last dance”
He: “Where have you been in my whole life?”
She: “According to the looks of your face, I wasn’t yet born in the first half.”
He: “What should I give to you, when I may kiss you?”
She: “Chloroform”
He: “How would you like your eggs in the morning”?
She: “Not fertilized”
He: “I know what women want.”
She: “Then why won’t you leave me alone?”
He: “I’d die happy when I could see you naked”
She: “And I would laugh myself to death when I’d see you naked”
He: “I want to walk to the end of the world for you”
She: “Do you also wanna stay there?”
He: “I want to offer myself to you.”
She: “I’m sorry, I can’t except cheap presents.”
