Hey, nice idea ProcalX, wish I'd thought of that. Well Exfoliate came about last summer I guess. I spent a lot of time with a few gals and we often ended up really bored after we talked too much or whatever so I subconciously slipped on a pair of sandals.
These sandals were pretty cool as sandels go, they had this squiggly, soft, plastic mesh coating on the soles and I shuffled around in them any chance I got after that. My friends for some reason thought this was so cool seeing me in their sandals that they bought me a pair just like theirs (except they were size 14, blue, not pink, and oh so manly). This particular variety of footware is refered to as "exfoliating sandals/flip-flops" and becuase of their popularity I earned myself a small status symbol because of them. That's really all there is to it, granted it's a little dumb, but Exfoliate seemed origional and fitting at the time. Plus I find names like Jim43209xbigman are kind of lame and too bloody hard to remember.
This is really my only alias, other than the one they give you at school for your login that uses your last name followed by the first letter of your first name, dumb requirment. For awhile there they made you change your password to your login which was freakin' stupid as anyone who knew your name could screw around with your computer (which wouldn't bother me too much as they were ancient G1 Dell Optiplex's anyway).
For instance mine was winskig, as in Gabe Winski for anyone who was wondering. Oh and for those of you who've never seen one the attached file is more or less what an exfoliating sandal looks like, my rendition anyway as for some reason google can't bring anything up and my card reader won't accept xD cards (it's called that as it exfoliates you foot and lets it breath).
So keep in mind lads, wearing womens flipflops is always the quickest way to get to their hearts.